The Future President's Page of Poetry & Pancakes

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What description? Where?! I'll grab the sniper...can't find it. Crap. Saving ammo for the zombie apocalypse (Sorry, COD can only help one come so far).

Vote for me, and I shall spend all our money that I claim to be using to help your children and homeless in sciences to develop zombie techniques, only to backfire and probably spark the apocalypse.

Hey, vote for me. I'm fricking honest, people. No one else tells you they're gonna destroy us.

Ya got no better. Sorry. Have fun at the ballot.

Let's see...I like coffee. A lot and a lot and a lot of coffee. Only Caribou, not Starbucks. >:( I like European Symphonic Metal. And poetry. Voltaire is my one and only homeboy. I have two female teenage husbands. I like Hot Topic. I'm a Democratic Anarchist who will run on the Federalist ticket. I like coffee. Oh. I like coffee. I iz an honest soul. Precise like the bullet that pierced dear Hamilton.